so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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