it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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