Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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