Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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