i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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