: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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