When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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