she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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