Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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