In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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