The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
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