Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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