he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Someone came in the potted fern
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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