She's JV to your varsity
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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