help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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