drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
