I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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