Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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