Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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