I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
