I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm having to shit out rocks
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