Nicole vs. Life
True but thats because hes a fetus.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Randomize
