I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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