I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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