I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
there is puke in my bra ... again
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