I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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