dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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