gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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