The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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