just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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