I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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