new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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