i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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