I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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