I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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