It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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