Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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