i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The convent might be a nice break from real life
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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