I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
