i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
whose parrot is this?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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