the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
When are your genitals available?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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