This girl is more easily done than said...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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