Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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