just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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