hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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