We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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