my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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