tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Boobs speak an international language.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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