I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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