do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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