You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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