every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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