Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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